more falafel please

i’m not a dad but i am building a railing on my deck this weekend

atomicdomme:

which “biological sex” has a ton of snakes for legs? I’ll tell you, a fucking awesome one

first things first witchdumpling what’s in your drawers

 vagina          penis         ton of snakes

 

that feel when no lf
Anonymous

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

What the person running the Twitter account probably failed to realize is that most people’s interactions with the cops fall into a few categories:

1. You are talking to them to get help after you or someone you knew was robbed, beaten, murdered, or sexually assaulted.

2. You are getting arrested. 

3. You are getting beaten by the police.

In category 1, you are probably not going to be like, “Oh, let me take a selfie with you fine officers so I can remember this moment,” and the other two categories are not things that the NYPD would like people on social media talking about. Additionally, the people who use Twitter a lot (and who aren’t Sonic the Hedgehog roleplayers) are the type who love fucking with authority figures. In any case, #myNYPD quickly became a trending topic in the United States, largely because people were tweeting and retweeting horrific images of police brutality perpetrated by New York City cops.

In which the NYPD’s attempt at “public relations” backfires tremendously.

this had me dying of laughter

ahahaha 

collaterlysisters:

Washington & Wells

collaterlysisters:

Washington & Wells

more-falafel-please:

boysinbarrettes:

i thought tumblr said “@username” was supposed to work now. oh well

username dot tumblr dot clom is going to get so many messages

there’s an @reply twitter account and its a real person but mostly they respond to people saying @reply

boysinbarrettes:

i thought tumblr said “@username” was supposed to work now. oh well

username dot tumblr dot clom is going to get so many messages

vayena:

eyehategodzilla:

transwomanilluminati:

‘“wee wee wee”?’ -richard dawkins, 2014

Join the Iweewee

this is the best idea dorkins ever had

www is deprecated if you’re saying www every day you’re doing it wrong grandpa dorkins

vayena:

eyehategodzilla:

transwomanilluminati:

‘“wee wee wee”?’ -richard dawkins, 2014

Join the Iweewee

this is the best idea dorkins ever had

www is deprecated if you’re saying www every day you’re doing it wrong grandpa dorkins

gothichunny:

i am @ a total loss with gender