friend: im starting to notice like
friend: people on the internet
friend: talking about mens rights
friend: so...james you and i being of this sex
me: yeah it's literally a douchebag litmus test
friend: i mean dont we kinda corner the market alreadyt on that?
friend: like since the dawn of time?
friend: i mean i didnt know you could worry about the rights of litterally the most unoppressed persons ever.